Russia and Ukraine beefing is old news — they’ve been fighting over their “family tree” since the 9th century.

Back then, there was this medieval state called the Kyivan Rus’ — founded not by Slavs, but by Vikings. Yeah… modern Russia and Ukraine are basically fighting over who gets to claim a Viking startup from the 800s.

It’s like two cousins punching each other at a family reunion over who grandma loved more — except the grandma is a Viking warlord named Rurik.

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